Hello sir. Are you Dave McDonald?
Yes. That’s me.
We found a book that seems to have come loose from its packaging. It had your business card in it.
Excellent! Thank you.
If you give me your address, then I can mail it straight back to you.
Awesome. Thank you so much!
Redeemed from last week’s chemo moment, and I didn’t have to tell her that I’d simply dropped it in the box without any packaging!