My new babysitting job

I have the privilege of babysitting a friend’s Honda ST1300 for the next couple of weeks. Yes, I understand that babysitting is a big responsibility—after all, babies are precious and they need to be looked after with care and attention. So I will aim it give it what it likes to drink—98 octane premium. I will take it outside for rides and show it a bit of the countryside. I will introduce it to my wife—in fact, she can help me with the babysitting—and to a few friends. Who knows, we might even take it on a cruise with a few other babies.

By the way, if you know of any other babies who need sitting, then I’m only too happy to help. If your baby is called Harley or Duke or Trumpy, then I’m prepared to set aside some extra time to look after it. Not a problem, it’s the least I can do!